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By Smaktakula One of the great surprises in television this year was the write-in campaign for Betty White to host Saturday Night Live. As the last surviving Golden Girl, the honor was certainly due...
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By Smaktakula “Mr. Drummond, I Assure You, Not Only Have I Never Heard Of Something Called A ‘Stinky Pinky,’ But I–OH!” Diff’rent Strokes proved an instant hit with TV audiences in September of 1978....
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By Tardsie Save Your Pity For Some Other Fool. Nothing feels worse against my skin than your pity. I hate hate hate to be pitied. There are some folks who seem to get off on being pathetic, whose lives...
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